Welcome to my little corner of teh intarwebs. As you no doubt have seens I am teh l33t web haxx0r! Pay the mad respects yo, or I be havin to lay the DDOS on yous!

What? You don't believe me?

You need proof of my powers?

You REALLY want me to prove my super hacking skills?

Alright fine, you win, I don't really have any powers of teh mad haxx0ring.

Jeez, no one can just leave me alone and let me maintain my delusions. Anyway, click some links or something.

Please note:
Almost anything on this site that smacks of "coolness" (all the art, any of the movies, etc.) does not belong to me. I have very rudely added this material to my site without securing the consent of the copyright holders. If you are one these copyright holders, feel free to email me and tell me what a dick I am, or demand I stop infringing on your intellectual property rights, or both. Just don't sue me, I'm only a fan, and I don't have any money anyway.